Heaven Don't Want Me and Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over

There was a bit of controversy at a game that I play in recently over tag length, and these thoughts are bubbling through my head about it, and since they won't go away, I may as well post about it.
( Roleplaying Business...Probably not Interested )

And now I get off of my soap box.

Whenever I see this on someone else's journal, I retake it to see if I've changed at all.

I had gotten better after my second one, but I seem to have regressed again.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Extreme
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

**Does a happy dance** I saw Ducky today, and he lives in North Louisiana again with Katie!! **Does the happy dance**

That's all. I got to pay the speaker, too.

*Kicks bookshelf, which is really only plywood held up by metal thingy, because it keeps falling off of the wall and trying to kill her* So far the bookshelf has tried to kill Jessica twice, because it obviously hates her. Luckily, the second time, she was in the closet. Fuck the bookshelf. She hopes it rots in hell.

Jessica doesn't feel like playing with others tonight. She is feeling bitey. Please try again tomorrow.

Jessica is sick of school and wants to leave. She occasionally wants to curl up into a ball in her bed and never leave.

Well, the day is here for the speaker to come, and SGA still won't write the goddamn check! Correction, it wasn't ready on Friday, and today Tolliver is down for electrical repairs. For those not in the know, Tolliver is where SGA's office is, and I'm willing to bet that they are going to use this as an excuse for not having my check ready.

Stupid fuckers!

Now SGA is at the top of my list for people who need to be kicked in the head. Joss Whedon has now fallen to number two.

I just want to hurt something so bad.

SGA, whom I've applied to for money for my college organization, Tech Foreign Films, is full of completely incompetent asses. My check, which is mostly being used to pay a historian who is to come in for a talk on Monday, is not ready. It was supposed to be ready after two weeks, which was this past Tuesday. Now it is Friday, and my check is still not ready. I really feel like kicking someone in the goddamn head.

Luckily, as the faculty advisers have assured me, this isn't my fault. It's out of my hands that we can't pay the woman, who is coming in from Vermont, to speak until after she leaves, more than likely. Supposedly, she'll even understand the situation.

That's not the point.

The point is that the Student Government Association is making the entire fucking campus look bad by making me have to pay a special speaker late. Even more important, it makes me look bad. It makes Dr. Stoff, Mr. Willoughby, and Dr. DeMattos look bad.

Really, I want to punch whomever is supposed to cut these checks in the fucking face.

I suppose I should say that other than that, life is pretty good, but even that's not the point. This is dominating my life.

...just remember that you have it better than John. Garfield Minus Garfield is demented and hilarious. Here are some of my favorites:

( Here's some for your viewing pleasure )
For those who are too lazy to go to the sight, the person who runs the sight edited Garfield the cat out of all of the old comic strips, and what's left is a man with some severe psychological disorders.

What really frightens me? I totally relate to these, since I also talk to myself constantly.

Umm...I meant to post something...anything...on Friday to show my non-support of the 'blackout' that I kept hearing about in protest of LJ getting rid of basic accounts, but I forgot. I didn't even realize that anyone chose to get basic accounts anymore, to be honest. The ads don't bother me. Why do they bother others?

Either way, yeah, it's two hours late, but I'm showing where my support lies non the less.

First off, this is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer comic book rant, so, if you really just don't care...go ahead and skip this. It's cool, I understand. I hope I don't offend anyone too much with it. I mean no harm. I'm arguing strictly from a story-line aspect, not a political or idealogical one.

( I Just Really Hate Illogical Writing )
::End of dork rant::

Otherwise, my life is fine. It's actually so ok that I can go off on a tangent about a comic book that I think three of you might care about...maybe. I might update later on what's actually going on in my life, but for now....RANT!!!!

I'm putting off school work, so here's a survey for you!
( Suvey Goodness )

As for my life, I am the Harbinger of Bad Luck. I am Murphy's Law personified.

Comment on this entry, and I will:

1. Tell you why I friended you.

2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.

3. Tell you something I like about you.

4. Tell you a memory I have of you.

5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.

6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.

7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.

If I posted all of the videos I watch on Youtube every night, this journal would be a lot more active. However, these two made me laugh a lot today, and I thought I'd share them with the other Pug lovers I know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwUhLm79yuQ
Planet of the Pugs: This was supposedly made right after the Tim Burton version of "Planet of the Apes" came out a few years ago. It's quite funny, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIevaPNDx3c&NR=1
Pugs frightened by Mokney: Two pugs scared of a stuffed animal. It just made me laugh.

Well, I might do a real update soon. Depends on how I feel. In the meantime, direct all of your questions to the Hamburger.

However, I have been busy lately. Between falling down the stairs (twice) and hurting myself, falling behind in school work, coming off of a prescription medication, trying to not kill family members over the holidays, and having a car finally fail on me, I've been a little preoccupied as far as blogging is concerned. I'm starting to catch up a little, so maybe things will finally get better.

So, if I do something strange, like forget to call you, or scream at you randomly, or am just even bitchier than usual, just ignore it. The end of '07 was incredibly rough at times, and the beginning of '08 ain't shaping up to be exactly fabulous.

Plus, don't you just love this icon?

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I helped ceauscaa across the street (6 points). In January I gave bigdaddykatie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I punched fireezdragon in the arm (-10 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Friday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been nice (277 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3! Sincerely, angelique5666

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Monday: Latin Quiz-11:00 Got a 95 on a bonus quiz
Tuesday: Spanish Review-10:00 Two hours of Spanish review might just kill me
English Final and Journal Due-2:00 Thank the gods that's done
Wednesday: Latin Final-11:00
Thursday: Spanish Final-10:00

Isn't it aggrevating when, it takes a 105 to get an A in Spanish, but you can get as low as a 55 and still get a B? That's just pissy. Why should I study at all? I should just go in there and wing it, but then I'll get a bloody 40 and get the damn C.

At Tech, we don't truly have a "Finals Week," but a last week of classes and tests. Either way, here's what I've got to do this week.

Monday: Latin Quiz-11:00 (Yeah, I still have some homework left)
Tuesday: Spanish Review-10:00
English Final and Journal Due-2:00
Wednesday: Latin Final-11:00
Thursday: Spanish Final-10:00

I'm hoping to finish off the journal, which has to be typed up, today, so that I can get started on answering the question for my English final. The question is about how Science fiction is considered a legit type of literature by some, and as basic popular 'pulp' by others. Out of the nine books that we've had to read this quarter, we have to pick two that we think are legit literature and two that are popular pulp. My choices are Brave New World by Huxley, Sirens of Titan by Vonnegut, Starship Troopers by Heinlein, The Man in the High Castle by Dick, Neuromancer by Gibson, Ender's Game by Card, The Handmaid's Tale by Atwood, Snow Crash by Stephenson, and The Road by McCarthy. Any of you out there read any of these? Any opinions you want to throw my way?

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( Harry Potter Quiz I Took Out of Boredom Even Though I'm Not Into Harry Potter )

Now for something different...

I was having a conversation with Brian today while eating lunch. We had both eaten cereal because, since it was a school cafeteria, there was nothing good to eat. We were talking about cereal comercials, and we realized something: These commercials teach children terrible morals!

Yeah, I know: who am I to talk about morals? Not taking that into account, think about it.

Lucky Charms: These commercials involve a leprecaun running away from children because "They're always trying to steal me lucky charms." This teaches children stealing.

Trix: The kids in the commercials are always saying, "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Why can't they just share the cereal with the bloody rabbit? He's always trying to play tricks on children into giving him Trix, too. This teaches children selfishness and sneakiness.

Fruity and Coco Pebbles: Barney is always trying to steal the cereal from Fred. He employs all kinds of tricks to do this, and always get's away with it. This teaches children that there are no consequences for crimes.

I know this is utterly random, but I'm betting that there's already a psycology paper out there somewhere on this.

( Picutres of my LJ friends )